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Say &amp;quot;BFFs!&amp;quot; SAY IT!!</title><content type='html'>Say it! Say &amp;quot;BFFs!&amp;quot; SAY IT!!</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21509756/609168817356080928/comments/default/9092928391423957558'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21509756/609168817356080928/comments/default/9092928391423957558'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.nucleartoast.com/2011/09/caption-contest.html?showComment=1315330900061#c9092928391423957558' title=''/><author><name>Urn</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07017597629425770373</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='08711780730704865927'/><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_ZkWSduKyHk4/STXjkjgd0tI/AAAAAAAAAxM/7Bu7oiQWcnQ/s1600-R/avatar-body.png'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.nucleartoast.com/2011/09/caption-contest.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21509756.post-609168817356080928' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21509756/posts/default/609168817356080928' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-2029834311'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21509756.post-5178537371169925635</id><published>2011-09-01T09:52:29.218-07:00</published><updated>2011-09-01T09:52:29.218-07:00</updated><title type='text'>I&amp;#39;m a smrtie!

http://testyourvocab.com/?r=875...</title><content type='html'>I&amp;#39;m a smrtie!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;http://testyourvocab.com/?r=875010</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21509756/1269398522105779879/comments/default/5178537371169925635'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21509756/1269398522105779879/comments/default/5178537371169925635'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.nucleartoast.com/2011/08/how-large-is-your-english.html?showComment=1314895949218#c5178537371169925635' title=''/><author><name>Urn</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07017597629425770373</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='08711780730704865927'/><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='32' 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href='http://www.nucleartoast.com/2011/08/caption-contest_15.html?showComment=1313541063323#c4473015170211563718' title=''/><author><name>Leslie</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17098682502091018212</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.nucleartoast.com/2011/08/caption-contest_15.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21509756.post-837682068096658866' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21509756/posts/default/837682068096658866' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-219211857'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21509756.post-5222740311047980897</id><published>2011-08-15T13:05:11.939-07:00</published><updated>2011-08-15T13:05:11.939-07:00</updated><title type='text'>My Kissing Technique, circa 9th grade.</title><content type='html'>My Kissing Technique, circa 9th grade.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21509756/837682068096658866/comments/default/5222740311047980897'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21509756/837682068096658866/comments/default/5222740311047980897'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.nucleartoast.com/2011/08/caption-contest_15.html?showComment=1313438711939#c5222740311047980897' title=''/><author><name>John Haydon</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15172960657979853134</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='13' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7631/1330/1600/061304BFR1.jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.nucleartoast.com/2011/08/caption-contest_15.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21509756.post-837682068096658866' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21509756/posts/default/837682068096658866' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-1633925457'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21509756.post-2194188433246020889</id><published>2011-08-05T11:56:02.529-07:00</published><updated>2011-08-05T11:56:02.529-07:00</updated><title type='text'>&amp;quot;Hurry up and swing! I&amp;#39;m freezing my ball...</title><content type='html'>&amp;quot;Hurry up and swing! 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Shut up about their health.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21509756/8903008998718901061/comments/default/5359542598604026181'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21509756/8903008998718901061/comments/default/5359542598604026181'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.nucleartoast.com/2007/11/mcpizza.html?showComment=1311841581981#c5359542598604026181' title=''/><author><name>Anonymous</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img1.blogblog.com/img/blank.gif'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.nucleartoast.com/2007/11/mcpizza.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21509756.post-8903008998718901061' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21509756/posts/default/8903008998718901061' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-1251654179'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21509756.post-8758081302168501948</id><published>2011-07-26T13:50:27.632-07:00</published><updated>2011-07-26T13:50:27.632-07:00</updated><title type='text'>FINALLY Mayor McGinn implements a useful program: ...</title><content type='html'>FINALLY Mayor McGinn implements a useful program: Tuesday toddler pick up day!</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21509756/6034904053226112452/comments/default/8758081302168501948'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21509756/6034904053226112452/comments/default/8758081302168501948'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.nucleartoast.com/2011/07/caption-contest_25.html?showComment=1311713427632#c8758081302168501948' title=''/><author><name>Seayjay</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08926633143478377088</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.nucleartoast.com/2011/07/caption-contest_25.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21509756.post-6034904053226112452' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21509756/posts/default/6034904053226112452' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-1680322140'/></entry></feed>
