Coworker Roundup

• Person 1: "Is it pretty and shiny?"
  Person 2: "No, it's ugly and SQL, but it works."


• Person 1: "I like how the British call parking lots 'car parks'."
  Person 2: "Yeah, like a VW's out there tossing a frisbee around with a Subaru."


• "More tappy-tappy, less yappy-yappy."


• "I'm hopped up on Tylenol."


• "Wow, you really put the 'anal' in 'analogy'."


• "So, it's for cradling your fragile coccyx?"


• "Ah, technology, our slave =and= master."


• "Dude, that's like taking Viagra just so you can be happy to see =everyone=."


• Person 1: "Is she hot?"
  Person 2: "No, she's tepid."


• "Hey, my duct tape solution works just fine!"