Friday, June 10, 2011

Coworker Roundup

  • Person 1: "Is it pretty and shiny?"
    Person 2: "No, it's ugly and SQL, but it works."

  • Person 1: "I like how the British call parking lots 'car parks'."
    Person 2: "Yeah, like a VW's out there tossing a frisbee around with a Subaru."

  • "More tappy-tappy, less yappy-yappy."

  • "I'm hopped up on Tylenol."

  • "Wow, you really put the 'anal' in 'analogy'."

  • "So, it's for cradling your fragile coccyx?"

  • "Ah, technology, our slave =and= master."

  • "Dude, that's like taking Viagra just so you can be happy to see =everyone=."

  • Person 1: "Is she hot?"
    Person 2: "No, she's tepid."

  • "Hey, my duct tape solution works just fine!"

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