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- Person 1: "Is it pretty and shiny?"
Person 2: "No, it's ugly and SQL, but it works."
- Person 1: "I like how the British call parking lots 'car parks'."
Person 2: "Yeah, like a VW's out there tossing a frisbee around with a Subaru."
- "More tappy-tappy, less yappy-yappy."
- "I'm hopped up on Tylenol."
- "Wow, you really put the 'anal' in 'analogy'."
- "So, it's for cradling your fragile coccyx?"
- "Ah, technology, our slave =and= master."
- "Dude, that's like taking Viagra just so you can be happy to see =everyone=."
- Person 1: "Is she hot?"
Person 2: "No, she's tepid."
- "Hey, my duct tape solution works just fine!"
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