If it's on the internet, I've probably seen it.
"I don't understand why I'm not getting any hits on my eHarmony account. I posted that sexy photo where you can see right down my shirt... "
"Don't you dare leave me! If you do, I swear I'll cut off my other leg!"
Sometimes a picture is only worth a few seconds of "REE-REE-REE, ra-ra-ra, rinh-rinh-rinh" music.
"What? Everyone runs faster with a knife.Duh."
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