Activity Corner

• Real men don't use salad tongs, they use salad TOOLS.


• Spring is coming, and thoughts turn to gardening. And what geek's yard wouldn't be complete without the Jawa lawn ornament?


• What Dr. Seuss books were really about.


• Precisely defining the world's emoticons.


• Chatroulette love song is really well-done.


• The cyclotrope.


• Top Secret's backwards scene, forwards.


• 8 humiliating Japanese ads starring Oscar nominees.


• 16 ways to use your wrist now that watches are obsolete.


• Interactive map of where Americans are moving.


• Top 10 dinosaurs that aren't what they were.


• Universal wrapping paper.


• If you're not frustrated enough, try the Sudoku Rubic's Cube.


• The world's biggest holes.


• I had a Basset hound once, and it was the happiest dog I've ever known. So I'm happy to link to this hilarious photos of Basset hounds running on the beach and 50 photos of Basset hounds running. You're welcome.


• Have you heard the latest it's-so-horrible-it's-amazing music video, Rebecca Black's Friday? It's an internet craze. According to Slate, it's "just the tip of a horrible iceberg called Ark Music Factory". Related: An awesome, in-depth review explaining why the song/video is a work of unparalleled genius. Related: Rebecca Black interviewed for GMA.


• Kid picked on by a (smaller!) bully fights back.


• The hipster trap.


• The car bathtub.


• What goes up, must come down. Space junk.


• Star Trek theme played on a musical saw.


• Romance novel covers in real life.


• Radiation in Japan? Dear news media.


• Simon Pegg and Nick Frost set out to recreate Star Wars.


• An open letter to Jon Bon Jovi.


• Disinfect/purify on the go with the UV-C Pocket PUrifier.


• Envisioning the near future of technology.


• She don't like Firefly, so she's gone, gone, gone.


• Snake bites model's breast, dies of silicone poisoning.


• Mathematicians invent a new way to pour stout.


• The Japanese Fukushima Daiichi power plant problem is explained in this subtitled video about Nuclear Boy.


• British girl makes a giant Kit Kat "Chunky" bar.


• The world in 2000 as predicted in 1910.


• Mommy blowing her nose is scary.


• If Super Mario Bros was an FPS. (Watch the real game in the upper left to compare.)


• The real employment problem? Too many metaworkers.


• How to knit a giganto-blanket.


• Wrist tattoo to-do list: palm pilot.


• Infographic depicting a century of meat consumption.


• 18 horrifying movie dystopias.


• Worst automatic garage door opener installation ever. It's funny because it's local!


• Want an awesome six-pack? Then get The AB Hancer.


• Zombie infographic.


• Comparing every version of Internet Explorer from 1.0 to 9.