Thursday, December 03, 2009

Coworker Roundup

  • "Well, they were pan-dimensional beings."

  • "The microwave doesn't beep. It's the basenji of kitchen accoutrements."

  • Guy: "I fell asleep in my office yesterday, watching my computer, because I've been taking cough syrup."
    Girl: "On purpose?"

  • "I don't know which is worse, Clippy or the little frikkin' puppy dog."

  • "She's... she's socially retarded."

  • "While 'Ghost in the Machine' is a nice, 1981 Police album that reminds me of my early childhood, I think we should see what we can do to get ghosts out of our data center."

  • "I sneezed while I was peeing, and I farted. For an instant, I had stuff coming out of every hole in my body."

  • "Sometimes I must stop and remind myself of how many people are employees of the 'Good Intentions Paving Company'."

  • "We should totally kill somebody with Nerf guns."

  • "The trees throw primarily nature attacks."

  • Guy 1: "And on that note, I have to go take a crap."
    Guy 2:"Uhhh... thanks for letting me know."

  • "None of the servers threw an error because none of the servers BELIEVE that it's an error."

  • "Let me tell you, baby formula tastes NOTHING like breast milk."

1 comment:

Unknown said...

OMG, your last environment and your new one are going to be heydays of these things!

I'm overjoyed for you, while I weep for you.