Coworker Roundup
- "Well, they were pan-dimensional beings."
- "The microwave doesn't beep. It's the basenji of kitchen accoutrements."
- Guy: "I fell asleep in my office yesterday, watching my computer, because I've been taking cough syrup."
Girl: "On purpose?" - "I don't know which is worse, Clippy or the little frikkin' puppy dog."
- "She's... she's socially retarded."
- "While 'Ghost in the Machine' is a nice, 1981 Police album that reminds me of my early childhood, I think we should see what we can do to get ghosts out of our data center."
- "I sneezed while I was peeing, and I farted. For an instant, I had stuff coming out of every hole in my body."
- "Sometimes I must stop and remind myself of how many people are employees of the 'Good Intentions Paving Company'."
- "We should totally kill somebody with Nerf guns."
- "The trees throw primarily nature attacks."
- Guy 1: "And on that note, I have to go take a crap."
Guy 2:"Uhhh... thanks for letting me know." - "None of the servers threw an error because none of the servers BELIEVE that it's an error."
- "Let me tell you, baby formula tastes NOTHING like breast milk."
1 comment:
OMG, your last environment and your new one are going to be heydays of these things!
I'm overjoyed for you, while I weep for you.
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