Flamey

I bought this shirt from woot.com because it's called "Shiny" and is a tribute to one of my favorite shows, Firefly. It arrived this week.

I got dressed quickly this morning, and was like, "Hey, I'll wear my new shirt today." It wasn't until I got to work and saw myself in the bathroom mirror that I realized the problem with this shirt. It totally looks like my junk is on fire.