Thursday, March 19, 2009

Coworker Roundup

  • A: "C, I want to die."
    C: "I can help you do that."
    A: (almost spits out mouthful of soda) "Best program manager ever."

  • Guy1: "Do you want to tell my why you're pissed at me?"
    Guy2: "Do you theoretically have 30 minutes?"

  • "I'm not doing this because I want to make a name for myself. I'm doing this because I was late."

  • "The thing that would crack my shit up the most would be going to a call center and not seeing one Indian person there."

  • Guy1: "It's your office too, dude!"
    Guy2: "That doesn't mean you don't still scare me."

  • Guy talking to a girl: "I can do some things with one hand."

  • Guy1: "I got a new tattoo this weekend."
    Guy2: "Is that real?"
    Guy1: "It's real."

  • "You have some corruption in your sanity folder."

  • "I understand the theory behind that, but I also understand the theory behind getting shit done."

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