Tuesday, February 03, 2009

Coworker Roundup

More out-of-context quotes starring people I work with.

  • "I'm two days sober from WoW."

  • "Ok, elephant in the room. I just farted."

  • "I saw a Vespa yesterday with a ski and chains. How stupid is that? He wants to die under a car and I shamelessly want to see it."

  • "If I'm not bitching, I'm not happy."

  • "Dude, I am so damn jealous of your coconuts."

  • "That's just ricockulous!"

  • "Rate yourself on the scale from potato to platypus."
    "Definitely spiny echidna."

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