Dear Holiday Ninja

These signs are popping up all over my work as part of the Secret Holiday Ninja project. Some are straightforward, but this one in particular caught my eye.



Apparently, it's generic enough that passsersby (or the assigned ninja) needed to ask clarifying questions. In case you can read it, I've transcribed it below:

1. Touch up paint for a '94 corvette. ...What color??
2. Tail light for a '94 'vette.
3. new chair.
4. DVD ...any DVD? or will Office Space suffice?

Rock on, holiday ninjas!