Coworker Roundup

• "Who are you trying to kiss up to?"
  "Everybody. I'm new! Is it working?"


• "We have to figure out how to measure customer dissat."
  (Yes, she actually abbreviated "dissatisfaction".)


• "Must learn to not want to smack people."


• "I don't know a lot of the music in Rock Band. I find that I judge the bands based on the people I knew in high school that wore their shirts."


• "I'm pretty unflappable, but I've been flapped."