Coworker Roundup

• "I'm going to generalize, and that makes me a terrible person, but I think I can say you will never, ever see two guys standing in a hallway between offices having a whisper-gossip session."


• Two co-workers were walking down the hall. They were arguing about the most efficient path to the office they were heading towards.


• "I don't make it a habit to talk about my poop, but I highly recommend eating an entire one-pound bag of carrots. Not only are they delicious, but they end up being... interesting."