Ode to Noises From the Bathroom Stall
O wearied traveler, burden removed from your feet, the feet which I see under yon metal wall as I enter. O rester, who appears to care not that I have entered this common space, I formulate one thought, one response, as I hear your vocal accompaniment to the joyous strains for which this respiteful room has been constructed:
Dude, seriously, I think you're trying way too hard.
2 comments:
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
Second-hand TMI is STILL TMI.
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