Doing It for the Intarwebs
From the Holy $@#%ing Shit department comes word that, in order to help drum up support for Internet Neutrality, a sexy girl named Tania is offering to deflower virgins that help defend the 'net. That's what I call putting her money where her... um... well, you get the idea.
I feel a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices cried out, "Hells yeah!" from their mothers' basements. Seriously, this is likely to unleash a tidal wave of geek rage against The Man, the likes of which have only been imagined before.
Check out the for reals at Don't Stay a Virgin.
Edit: Just let me say that if this is a hoax, the backlash from geek virgins will make the coming zombie apocalypse look like a day at Disneyland. Also, I looked up the country code of the contact phone number; it's for Belgium.
1 comment:
Well, at least she's only making the offer to virgins, 'cause otherwise, you know, the whole thing would be just too overwhelming for one woman.
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