Gettin' All Romantical

Valentine's Day is just around the corner, and I'm sure many of you are trying to find a unique way to let your loved one (or even acquaintance) know how you feel. Why shop around for a card that might say something you sorta feel when you can create your own personalized sentiment.

All you have to do is fill out a form: the Declaration of Romantic Intent.

(See other such forms at the Bureau of Communication.)