Tuesday, December 04, 2007

Soda Jerk

At my work there are large standing coolers loaded with soft drinks. You know the kind: sliding glass doors and lots of wire shelves. These coolers have cans stacked two-high on each shelf. That means a lot of cans.

Half-assed grab at a soda + wire shelves with perfectly-spaced gaps + domino theory = loud sustained crash as the ENTIRE SHELF of cans fall over inside the cooler.

Once the embarrassment of the moment is over, you realize with great relief that the loud crash handily masked the F-bomb you dropped.

2 comments:

Lynn Sinclair said...

I'm thinking that you should stay from anything with moving parts for the next week or so--you seem to be on a roll, so to speak.

Ash said...

LOL! P.S. They are called Visi Coolers.