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"A new study by the Wonka Journal of Candy finds that Pixie Stix can cause glowing neon worms to grow inside consumer’s noses."
Anyone can snort spaghetti and make it come out their mouth, but how many can snort a gummie worm and turn it into a Pixie Stick!
I hate NyQuil
"Swirly-thing alert!"(For you Red Dwarf fans out there)
Two WordsAtomic Sneeze
"I told you if I drank this LSD I could laugh a trip out of my nose!"
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Area man likes to drink coffee.
"A new study by the Wonka Journal of Candy finds that Pixie Stix can cause glowing neon worms to grow inside consumer’s noses."
Anyone can snort spaghetti and make it come out their mouth, but how many can snort a gummie worm and turn it into a Pixie Stick!
I hate NyQuil
"Swirly-thing alert!"
(For you Red Dwarf fans out there)
Two Words
Atomic Sneeze
"I told you if I drank this LSD I could laugh a trip out of my nose!"
Post a Comment