Thursday, May 17, 2007

Stupid Jokes

Sometimes the simplest and stupidest of jokes can really crack you up. As you laugh your butt off, other people just stare at you with that quizzical why-are-you-laughing-at-such-a-stupid-joke look. (And people who know me understand that others don't need to laugh with me, since I'm quite happy just amusing myself; I'm my own best audience.) So, without further ado, two stupid jokes that crack me up.

Two snakes are slithering along through the grass, when one asks the other, "Thay, are we poithonouth?"
"Yes, very. Why do you ask?"
"I juth bit my tongue."

Two muffins are in the oven. The first muffin says, "Wow, it sure is getting hot in here."
The second muffin says, "HOLY SHIT! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week.

1 comment:

DK said...

ha ha ha @ the talking muffin.

as for the snakes... that's probably a better verbal joke.