Wednesday, May 30, 2007

A Name for Everything

You think you know what things are called, but even parts of those things also have names. Whether it's a horse's hoof, a grain of wheat, or a gear, each detail has already been characterized and added to the nomenclature. Often, these items belong to categories. For example, different types of gears.

Why is this important? Because there are kinds of poo. That's right, crap is classified by the Bristol Stool Scale.

You know what the worst part is of knowing the shit scale? It's like opening Pandora's box. You can't not know it. And from now on, you'll be rating your dumps.


Ash said...

I am going to go take a Type 4 dump.

ParticleJam said...

The scale is also useful for rating different types of politicians.