Nuclear Toast: Caption Contest

Monday, May 28, 2007

Caption Contest

Caption contest

Sadly, shortly after this was taken, the sonic boom
left our feathered friend featherless.

9 comments:

Anonymous said...: Sadly, shortly after this was taken, the sonic boom left our feathered friend featherless...What was left of his body was found three days later in the back yard of the Bush Ranch on a spit.; 5/28/2007 6:41 PM
ParticleJam said...: "G.O.O.S.E. - Defending America by flipping the bird."

Today the Pentagon released pictures of the successful G.O.O.S.E. (Ground to Orbit Optimum Seeking Exterminator) system launch, designed to be part of the new missile defense system. The G.O.O.S.E. missile successfully destroyed two inbound D.U.C.K. (Direct Urban Contact Kill) missiles while in boost phase. The Pentagon says this is a textbook example of the "D.U.C.K., D.U.C.K., G.O.O.S.E." strategy.; 5/28/2007 8:24 PM
DK said...: Maverick: No Goose! No!!!!!!
Goose: Great Balls of Fire!!!; 5/29/2007 9:06 AM
Ash said...: What really happens when you give Alka-Seltzer to a bird.; 5/29/2007 12:25 PM
Anonymous said...: So that's what Canadian Geese have to do in order to cross the border for the winter when they forget thier passport.; 5/29/2007 8:36 PM
Anonymous said...: Rocket Fuel Malt Liquer....Daaaayyyyyymmmmmmm!; 5/30/2007 3:15 PM
Shannon Perry said...: A Canadian goose scores a perfect "10" on the Bristol Stool Scale!; 5/30/2007 8:15 PM
Anonymous said...: Xenical - They said there would be oily discharge but this is ridiculous; 5/31/2007 3:25 PM
NuclearToast said...: Wintering in Mexico always made the return migration to Canada much easier.; 6/01/2007 4:38 PM

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