Sadly, shortly after this was taken, the sonic boom left our feathered friend featherless.
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Sadly, shortly after this was taken, the sonic boom left our feathered friend featherless...What was left of his body was found three days later in the back yard of the Bush Ranch on a spit.
"G.O.O.S.E. - Defending America by flipping the bird."
Today the Pentagon released pictures of the successful G.O.O.S.E. (Ground to Orbit Optimum Seeking Exterminator) system launch, designed to be part of the new missile defense system. The G.O.O.S.E. missile successfully destroyed two inbound D.U.C.K. (Direct Urban Contact Kill) missiles while in boost phase. The Pentagon says this is a textbook example of the "D.U.C.K., D.U.C.K., G.O.O.S.E." strategy.
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Sadly, shortly after this was taken, the sonic boom left our feathered friend featherless...What was left of his body was found three days later in the back yard of the Bush Ranch on a spit.
"G.O.O.S.E. - Defending America by flipping the bird."
Today the Pentagon released pictures of the successful G.O.O.S.E. (Ground to Orbit Optimum Seeking Exterminator) system launch, designed to be part of the new missile defense system. The G.O.O.S.E. missile successfully destroyed two inbound D.U.C.K. (Direct Urban Contact Kill) missiles while in boost phase. The Pentagon says this is a textbook example of the "D.U.C.K., D.U.C.K., G.O.O.S.E." strategy.
Maverick: No Goose! No!!!!!!
Goose: Great Balls of Fire!!!
What really happens when you give Alka-Seltzer to a bird.
So that's what Canadian Geese have to do in order to cross the border for the winter when they forget thier passport.
Rocket Fuel Malt Liquer....Daaaayyyyyymmmmmmm!
A Canadian goose scores a perfect "10" on the Bristol Stool Scale!
Xenical - They said there would be oily discharge but this is ridiculous
Wintering in Mexico always made the return migration to Canada much easier.
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