Thursday, April 05, 2007

"You know how I know you're gay?"

You may recognize the title of this post from The 40-Year-Old Virgin. It relates to how guys communicate when they're just hanging out with their guy friends.

A friend of mine just moved into a new apartment; me and another friend were over checking it out. I noticed he had a shower curtain that has the little suction cups on it, so that water won't leak out. I've been looking for this particular kind of shower curtain but haven't had any luck finding one.

Me: Oh wow, you have the shower curtain with the suction cups! Where'd you get it?
Guy1: Linens 'n' Things.
Me: Cool, I'll have to go there.
Guy2: What are you guys talking about?
Me: He has this shower curtain with suction cups. I've been looking for one.
Guy2: You know that your conversation is totally gay?
Me: ...
Guy1: ...
Guy2: Hey, these shower curtain rings are pretty cool.
Me: Dude, that's totally gay!


Shannon Perry said...

"me and another friend"? "ME and another friend"?! *sigh*

Anonymous said...

Good post.