"This is Ash K reporting live for NTTV. Recent sightings of Colonel Sanders with Jimmy Hoffa and Elvis Presley in Disneyland and New Orleans have prompted authorities to exhume the Colonel remains. Ken Fry, the lead investigator from the Kentucky Bureau of Investigation has just released this statement: ‘When the medical examiner opened the Colonel’s casket he was able to identify the contents as chicken bones, paper placemats and grease stains. No human remains were found. We will provide more information as it becomes available.’"
man i rushed home from a jazz show last night to get my entry in only to find out i was too late! for what it's worth, here's my submission: "results of court-ordered col. sanders exhumation released"
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"This is Ash K reporting live for NTTV. Recent sightings of Colonel Sanders with Jimmy Hoffa and Elvis Presley in Disneyland and New Orleans have prompted authorities to exhume the Colonel remains. Ken Fry, the lead investigator from the Kentucky Bureau of Investigation has just released this statement: ‘When the medical examiner opened the Colonel’s casket he was able to identify the contents as chicken bones, paper placemats and grease stains. No human remains were found. We will provide more information as it becomes available.’"
The creator of the Fast Food Matrix.
I have GOT to do something about this hair.
man i rushed home from a jazz show last night to get my entry in only to find out i was too late! for what it's worth, here's my submission: "results of court-ordered col. sanders exhumation released"
"I should eat something, I'm nothing but skin and bones!"
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