By Mollusk He Bundestag

Spam, that cancer on the internet, uses ever-changing techniques to outsmart the anti-spam software thrown up in front of it. The most amusing one, to me, is the use of random-word subjects (which get filtered into my spam folders anyway). Even though I loathe spammers with every fiber of my being, I still get a kick out of some of the message subjects. And yes, the title of this post is one such spam.

The best one of all time (so far, anyway): burglar mastadons of 9